So I met this guy at a halloween party. Him and his friend started chatting with me and asked for my instagram as I was leaving the party. They were both 20 years old. Too young for me, I’m 24. The next day one of the boys DMs me on insta and starts chatting me up, and I’m like “haha I’m too old for you” and the conversation kind of repeats itself of me saying ‘no thank you. You’re too skinny and too young’. And then he’s like “I can be your man, I’m super strong.”
And he proceeds to send me a GIF of him flexing and the video is edited so he has lazer eyes, and there’s dubstep music, like an anime promo. It was soo cringey.
He invites me to this halloween outing with his friends on Tuesday and I love halloween so I agree to go. Then he also asks me if I want to come over on Monday too. I decline. He was irritated by that.
So Tuesday rolls around. This boy says come over at 3:00pm. Huh??!! And I keep asking him why 3:00 like that is so weird. And he says what about 4:00? Keep in mind we are going to the club to meet his friends at 10pm. So I just tell him “I’ll show up at 7. I see you when I see you.” We watch a movie and play video games. And he did say "Ahh I was waiting for you like why didn't you come at 3."
My costume was a baseball player, because I wasn't trying to walk across town at 7pm in a full sexy halloween costume. And he dresses up as a Zombie.
So I go with the halloween crew, he buys me drinks. At the end of the night I tell him I don’t like him because I don’t know anything about him. He persists and keeps talking to me.
We meet up a few times after, cause I didn’t have anything better to do and we just cuddle and watch youtube videos. So then our relationship basically became him asking to come over to my place, him asking for a massage, us watching a weird movie of his choice and then he leaves at like 2am. We had sex two out of all the times I saw him. Rarely we kissed. It was weird. And I tried asking him why he wanted to come over and he kept dodging the question.
And the story ends (but not the end...) with him coming over one time and me telling him I don’t want to have sex with him because we did it twice and it was very bad and he had a hissy fit and said “if you don’t want me here I’ll just leave.” And I’m just like okay, our relationship consists of me giving you massages on random ass days every few weeks. He was a sneakerhead and it was very apparent that he used material objects as a way to fill the hole of love in his heart. Iranian boys are different than British boys. This is just one example.
So after a month or two, Nima hits me up again. He has a car now so he wanted to pick me up and go somewhere. I tell him that I’m done putting up with his tardiness. I still hang out with him because I’m bored and it keeps my life interesting.
So he says ‘today I’m gonna pick you up and we’re gonna go to the beach at 8pm’. I’m like ‘OK, bet.’ [The sun doesn’t set until 10:30 in the mid summer since Scotland is very north so it’s actually nice to be on the beach in the evening]. And he gets caught up with something and isn’t on his way to pick me up until 11pm. I tell him ‘Sorry, I’m in my PJs and I’m not getting out of bed’ and he argues and I hold my stance.
The next day he says we’ll go somewhere today and he’ll be on time. So we do. I get in the car and he won’t tell me where we’re going. I send my location to a friend just in case. We just drive down the highway and he pulls over and we sit and listen to music. It was super strange. We kiss for 5 minutes and then drive back . He’s so weird.
And that was the last I heard from him for a while.
He hits me up and says he lost his phone and couldn’t text me. (Eh I don’t buy it but whatever.) He suggests we watch a movie at his place. I hate my new apartment (I moved) so I agree to go. I bring a meatball sub with me and he says it smells bad. Bro, it’s basically pizza and pasta combined, and it smells like tomato sauce. And where are your manners, because rude!
We watch Jurassic World: Dominion which is actually pretty bad unfortunately. He wanted to have sex and I said I don’t want to. He’s not good at sex and I wasn’t about to risk getting pregnant or an STD from bad sex (you can still get STDs with protection FYI). And he was not happy about that. He went in the bathroom for a while, maybe to jerk off, I don’t know. And I finished the movie and he told me he had to go so I left. It was 11pm.
So after I leave, he texts me “that he wanted to have sex and I should’ve helped him out by doing it with him”. And I reply “What? HELPED YOU OUT?” because I’m not some charity prostitute. And he deletes what he just said from the text chat.
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